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Absence makes the heart grow fonder Chapter 2
Day 8: (Longer timeskip this time)
It was a Saturday night, Marco had avoided calling Jackie for several days now, he was scared, he didn't know if she was mad at him for his behavior. he wishes he could explain, but he couldn't find the words. his head was laid on the table, and his Father approaches him, with concern. "Son...is something wrong?" Marco sighed.
"Dad...I...I think Jackie may think I'm losing my mind?... I...I might have really screwed things up..." his Father placed on his arm around him, and pulled him close. "Son...I'm very sorry to hear that, I know you've cared about her for a...for a long time. but listen...you have nothing to worry about." Marco raises up his head. "Dad I love you, but right now you're not making sense. how can you say I have nothing to worry about?!" Rafael sighs. "Because real love doesn't die...let me tell you, about when I was your age." Marco groans.
"Oh no..." as Rafael continues. "I had just escaped a relationship I had no desire to be in,
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder Chapter 1
Hello everyone! yes I finally finished this, I've been working on it for a long time now, ever since I started shipping this I really wanted to get some sort of Starco one shot up, largely because dealing with the hiatus and not knowing exactly how this ship is going to happen is killing me. XD (I honestly haven't felt this anxious about a ship since Boyz Crazy...which is honestly what got me into the Gravity Falls fandom, but hey, that's besides the point. XD) This fanfic takes place following the events of BonBon the Birthday Clown, and is kind of one of many possibilities for how I think Starco could happen. the main thing I think has to happen is for Marco to realize he cares about Star more. and so that's what happens here. this won't resolve all the plot lines of the latest episode. (Ludo taking the spellbook, exc.) as there's no reason for it too, this isn't a humongous fanfic series/AU thing like 'The Great Nightmare' was for Gravity Falls. (Though I do plan to write a Star VS
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Terror at the Dusty Dab
This is a parody of the Spongebob episode 'The Graveyard Shift'
So our two main characters are..you guessed it: Madison :iconMermandoandmabelFAN: and Corey. :iconRobertDaller: (though :iconiluvumabel: also plays a major role. XD)
a boyfriend and girlfriend who work a restraunt called: The Dusty Dab.
While I will attempt to make most of us in the fic like we are irl to some extent, with kind of a mixture of the character in them.
personality wise that is, since my girlfriend is SpongeBob I gotta make her more gullible than I would think she is. XD there will be one character who isn't anything like they are irl. My brother. (I'm sorry bro. LOL  I had to take some liberties somewhere. XD) the ending is purposefully ridiculous, as I tried to think up something as random as: "Nosferatu."
This is pretty much entirely written for Gorgeous bae. XD
It was South Georgialina...or whatever's most beloved daytime eatery, the Dusty Dab. where it will be closing time in a few short moments. Cor
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Us as the Undertale trio :iconcoreyinthehouse:Coreyinthehouse 4 10 RWBY shipping meme :iconcoreyinthehouse:Coreyinthehouse 7 13 Undertale meme :iconcoreyinthehouse:Coreyinthehouse 2 28 When I'm dancing~ :iconcoreyinthehouse:Coreyinthehouse 2 13
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My Mer-Maddi
So since my girlfriend drew a drawing (well technically 2.) regarding her affections towards me, I kinda wanted to draw something too. but then I was like: "Well I still can't really use my tablet..." (plus I'm out of practice) then randomly she suggested in hopes to get me back into writing. "Write what you're feeling!" whether she was subtly
suggesting I do something along these lines or it just came to my mind, I don't know. but I had the idea to write a sort of...romantic thing with us. a very bare idea I know but then I gradually started to come up with more. (Ironically the tone of this fic ends up the opposite of how I feel until the very end.)
In case no one's noticed I am a really overly lovey person to my gorgeous llama. in fact....I was like this when we were just friends too. point being: If this fic ends up being the (as my brother would call it) CHEESIEST thing you've ever seen. yeah, I'm not surprised. well...here goes this random nonsense. it'll be kind of random and si
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Animal Crossing (But this is a Steven fic tho)
SORRY I TOOK SO LONG WITH THIS KITTENPAWS.
(I can still call you that right? XD)
But it's finally up.
Keep in mind I've never written anything Steven so.
this might be terrible. and while I took forever, it probably won't be that long either.
I had thought about splitting this into chapters since what I had written seemed incredibly short.
but I couldn't figure out how to stretch the story out. instead, I'm thinking I might do a sequel of some sort to this story eventually.
Buuut I don't wanna stress myself out too much by promising it. I think I'm better just doing spur of the moment birthday things if I happen to come up with them. promising I'd do it seems to be what gave me this writer's/artist block. I was stressing myself out about getting it done as quickly as possible. and so I haven't really gotten anything else done since. XD
This is a Stevonnie fic, but I figured it might be funny if this was through
Peridot's POV. (Also Peridot's my fav character and a cinnamon roll. aaand
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A long overdue reunion Chapter 1
Something I've had in the works for a while now.
SUUUUURPRISE!!!! also, keep in mind that the spanish in this was translated via google translate.
So don't sue me if it's not perfect. XD
Also, for those wondering...
because I know all you irritating fans prefer him over Mermando.
*GRUMBLE GRUMBLE* Bill will return in this fic, but he won't be the main villain in this fic,
or any other story related to this I write in future.
and it won't be in the way you're expecting he returns...
Dipper and Mabel most likely will not be appearing in this chapter, but you can definitely expect them in upcoming chapters.
CAUSE WE GOTTA SOME GET MERMABEL IN THE HOOOOOOOOUSE.
This chapter is sort of like a prequel chapter? the actual story will pretty much begin next chapter.
I had originally planned on this chapter of this story, being it's own story. but that became increasingly unnecessary,
as I realized it would only be a one shot anyway. LoL
Anyway..
let's begin.
It has been 3 years, since the start
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Never trust a stranger Chapter 4
I was hoping to make this a little longer.
But this is the second one today so. I have an excuse. XD
*Later that night*
(Considered doing Robert's POV, (who I need to do a POV for eventually.) but there'll be some important Rodger-y stuff soon, and I don't wanna constantly cause I think it'll seem jarring.
Rodger's POV
I woke up in the middle of the night, because I heard something crashing.
"What's that?!" I woke Robert up, making him fall off the top bunk. "GAH!-
Rodger!...What's wrong with you?..." I pulled him up. "I heard a crash! You think someone's broke into the house?" Robert sighs. "Or...you think Dorn's 'friends' aren't so 'friendly' after all?" at that moment we both ran out as fast as we could. busting in. "Whoa..." standing in front of them is Dorn eating cookies. "It's not what it looks like."
I groan. "Dorn!!! What are you doing here this late at night? We thought John or Becky were criminals or something!" Dorn smiles. "Nah man, I just needed some cookies..."
Robert pi
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Never trust a stranger Chapter 3
Note: Apologies in advance if this chapter offends anyone, it is not meant to, it is all here for the sake of humor. and I hope you all enjoy it.
Madison's POV
We had been at their house for about half an hour now, watching TV. as the entire group talked around me, I couldn't find a word...as I thought to myself about what to say and whether to say it, Rodger asked a question. "Hey..John Doe right?" he nodded. "Right, that's my name." Rodger replied. "Is there a reason you're here? family troubles?.." he sighed. "Well actually-" Becky interrupts. "Yes! His family uuhhh....they kicked him out cause he's..GAY. CAUSE HE'S GAY." John simply stares in absolute disbelief. "Riiight..Yes, I'm afraid the coming out didn't go so well in the end..." Melissa replies. "I'm so sorry John...would you like a cup of tea?" he nodded. "Yes sir.."  Rodger then scooted closer to this 'John', and spoke to him. "Listen John, are you sure you're gay?..cause I had this whole thing like..I thought I w
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Is this post a joke?...Really?....
I love Sunset Shimmer, but I'm honestly very sick of people White Knighting her, and painting Twilight as a villain.
Me: ALRIGHT.
IT'S TIME FOR AN ALL NEW SEASON OF "BIRTHDAY MESSAGES FROM COREY"
IN THIS EPISODE.....
WE HAVE:
SHADOW THEEEEEEEE HEDGEHOG!!!! Sonic Generations Shadow The Hedgehog Avatar 
Me: Good to have you Shadow.
Shadow Emoticon 3 : Good to be here Tory.
Me: ....Corey.
Shadow Emoticon 5 : Hello?? That's what I saiiid??*BONKS MY HEAD*
Me: OW!...Uh...right..yeah...
Well, after the mass amount of people we had last time, I think it's good we have just you this time-
Shadow is not Pleased Emote : Uh...I hope you don't mind...
I invited some friends over.
Me: .........What. 
Kylo Ren Icon : Hello Corey Johnson.
Me: WHAT?! Kylo Ren?
Kylo Ren (Matt) Approves Icon : SSSSHHHH. I'm undercover right now.
Me: Oh come on, we already have enough edge with Shadow...
Star Wars - Kylo Ren : WHAT YOU SAY?!
Me: Oh boy....
Kovu icon : What do you mean "edge?"
Me: Kovu??
Who else is-
:iconrobbievalentino333: :Eeeey dorks!
Me: OH NO.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOO.
I SPENT TOO LONG PRETENDING TO HATE YOU TO PUT YOU IN ONE OF MY BIRTHDAY MESSAGES.
Roronoa Zoro HUH? : Hello. my name's Guy Random, the Stranger. I have never met you guys before in my entire life.
Me: ...........UM...
We know it's you Zoro.
Zoro OP Icon 7 : ....Darn.
Me: *SIIIGH*
Alright Shadow.
Is this everyone?
Shadow Dancing Emoticon 3 : YAYAYA!
Me: Alright...this is a weird little tag group of dark and tortured souls....
But I think we can-
Shadow The Hedgehog : WAIT!!!
THERE'S IMPORTANTNESS TO BE DISCUSSED.
Me: ...UM.
Shadow Dab : MY PAL BARNEY LOST HIS SHOE IN A RAINSTORM, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HELP HIM FIND IT OR ELSE HIS WHOLE HOUSE COULD COLLAPSE WITHOUT IT'S FOUNDATION.
Me: .........Are you saying the shoe is the foundation of his house?
Shadow Emoticon 4 : WHAT?! No! It's foundation is the love and happiness he gets when he holds the shoe.
Me: ........Right.
Shadow stop snorting crushed chaos emeralds will ya?
Shadow Punch Emoticon : WELL IF YOU WON'T HELP HIM.
THEN I WILL!!
*JUMPS THROUGH A PORTAL*
Me: .....
UM.
Well. okay then...
Everyone else still up for singing?
:iconrobbievalentino333: Wait...SINGING? I didn't agree to this. I'm out. *LEAVES*
Me: Well
Kylo Ren and His Bad Ass Lightsaber GIF  : I'm bored.
I'm gonna go blow up a planet.
*LEAVES*
Me: ......
Wow.
um. well. bye guys.
Zoro Animation 001 : I'm still here.
Me: FINALLY SOMEONE LOYA-
Zoro Icon OP 5 : OF COURSE. AND I WON'T REST UNTIL-
*FALLS ASLEEP*
Me: ............................
NOW WHO WILL SING FOR US?!
???: I am the terror that flaps in the night....
Me: YES. PERFECT.
???: I AM THE OLD CARTOON. OF WHICH DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH ICONS TO USE ON THIS SITE.
Me: Hey it's true!
???: I AM...
DARKWING DUCK! Darkwing Duck - Tada! 
???: Thanks Darkwing, you got here just in time, our last group of singers ditched us...one of them for a shoe.
Darkwing Duck - Listening to Music : Fear not dear citizen, for I, Darkwing Duck, will sing for his birthday in their place.
Me: Great!
Darkwing Duck : So where's everybody else?
Me: .....It's just you.
Darkwing Duck - Really : .......Oh.
Me: Yeah.
Darkwing Duck : FEAR NOT. FOR I, DARKWING DUCK AM A SOLO ACT ANYWAY.
Except for Launchpad and Gosalyn...
Who don't have icons on here.
Me: Bless their souls....
And I shall begin singing...when?
Me: Now is good.
Darkwing Duck - Darkwing duck holging a gun : Happy Birthday to you.
DW sigh : Happy Birthday to you.
Darkwing Duck - Darkwing duck holging a gun : Happy Birthday to you.
Darkwing Duck - Poor Darkwing : Happy Birthday dear Jeremy.
Darkwing - Point : Happy Birthday to you.
Darkwing Duck - Listening to Music : Was that good?
Me: Great!
Darkwing Duck - Darkwing duck icon : Alright...seemed simple enough.
Happy to help lad!
*GRAPPLE HOOKS AWAY*
*HITS POLE*
OW...
I'M OKAY.
Me: ....
Alright.
And now.
I wait.....
.................
.................*4 hours later*
.................
...........................................................
Well I guess he's not-
Papyrus spinning : HALT HUMAN.
Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY HELLO LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?!
Oh ma god, Papyrus pls staup : I'M SORRY I'M SO LATE, BUT I HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR, AND FOUND OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE NEWS.
Me: ???
{F2U} - Napping Sans pixel icon He has a skin condition.
Undertale Icon - Papyrus Intensifies : SANS!!!
GEEETTTTTTT DUNKED ON!!!!! : Nah I'm just kidding.
He just found out he his 3 months left to live are up....
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT : SANS CAN YOU POSSIBLY LET ME TELL MY STORY WITHOUT YOU INTERRUPTING WITH A PUN?
Littletale Sans Icon : I could. yeah.
But where would be the fun in that? Undertale Sans Brows Emoji Angry Papyrus Emoticon Icon Gif - Undertale : UNBELIEVABBLE!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT SANS.
I'M LEAVING.
YOU SING HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALONE THIS TIME.
Sans Chat Icon 2 : ........................................
.......................Sans Nervous Icon ..............Wait...did he actually leave?
....me by......myself?.....

.................. sans - fuk dis shit im out :D
*Sans starts to leave*
*SUDDENLY*
Shadow Punch Emoticon : MARIA!!!!!!!!!
*FLOPS ONTO HIM*
Shadow Emoticon 3 : Finally....
I FINALLY FOUND...
*PICKS UP SHOE*
BARNEY'S SHOE!!!!!!!!
...........
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARNEY.
....Oh wait....
You're not Barney...
*AHEM*
Shadow Emoticon 4 : Happy Birthday to you.
Shadow Emoticon 5 Happy Birthday to you.
Shadow is not Pleased Emote Happy Birthday dear Jeremy.
Shadow Dancing Emoticon 3 happy Birthday to you.
and many more.....
Shadow  CHAOS CONTROL. Shadow Punch Emoticon 
*TELEPORTS AWAY*
Me: Happy Birthday :iconblues-lesharpe: XDDD
When you see someone..
Who thinks that if Gravity Falls comes back,
MaBill might become canon. Gag 
I'm not even joking they actually think this. XDD
That moment when you realize you didn't completely mess up your life: 
Alright....
So this is a birthday message for my sweetheart:
:iconmaddi-sans: clap clap 
Her birthday will be tomorrow, and this is the first Birthday message I've given her since we started dating. and I'm going to put a lot of extra work into it. :D (Big Grin)
This will most likely, be the longest status post. I have every written. so be prepared for A LOT OF MADNESS. (And romance too, though that'll be at the bottom. XD)

She asked me to throw EVERYTHING in her birthday message one time. and....that in conjunction with putting it up a day early, gave me a GLORIOUS idea for a plot. that throws EVERYTHING TOGETHER.
Suffice to say, I took the word "EVERYTHING" very. very literally.
In fact I was ORIGINALLY going to include even MORE than the final version did.
But....I got...VERY tired. XD And it was very late, I DIDNT EVEN GET TO INCLUDE MLP.
AND IT'S THIS LONG.
So anyway...here we go...

Chapter 1: A surprise reschedule.

{F2U} - Napping Sans pixel icon : Hey bro. wuu2?
Over Excited Baby Bone (FREE 2 USE ICON) : I'M SO EXCITED!!!
TOMORROW I GET TO SING ANOTHER BIRTHDAY MESSAGE!
Sans Chat Icon : OMG.
You didn't hear?!
Papyrus ew face : ....Hear?
....Hear what?
 Sans Drop Pop candy Duo Icon : The Birthday message got moved to today.
Underswap Papyrus Serious (Animated) : OH!..it got moved to today...Papyrus' Smoking a Stick. (Icon) .....It got...moved..to....Underswap Papyrus Nervous (Animated) ......today?....Papyrus is tired of your puns ............Papyrus is fucking triggered. !!!!!!!!!
[Papyrus Emote] YOUR MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS!! : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sans Derp Face Jacksepticeye : WHOA BRO!!!
CALM DOWN!!!!
IT'S FINE WE CAN DO IT TODAY.
Oh ma god, Papyrus pls staup : BUT I'M NOT EVEN PREPARED!!!...
I DIDN'T ASSEMBLE A TEAM OF SINGERS.
AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COREY'S MOST IMPORTANT BIRTHDAY MESSAGE. WITH LOVE AND ROMANCE.
Sans laughing [icon/emoji] : PAPYRUS...Just calm down buddy,
we'll get some singers...I'm sure Mettaton knows a lot of people.
METTATON!!!
Papyrus needs your help...
Chibi Mettaton Emoticon : ANYTHING for you...Papyrus my love...
Kawaii Papyrus : Oh Mettaton! It means so much to me you'd come through for me in my time of need.
{F2U} - Napping Sans pixel icon : Bud...let's keep the romance to Madorey right now, okay?
Papyrus Emoticon Icon Gif - Undertale skeleton : Understood...Now go Mettaton! Find us all the beautiful Birthday singers!!!
Mettaton is unimpressed : ALL of them?...
are you sure?...
Muscular Papyrus Icon : Could I...the GREAT Papyrus EVER make a mistake?
Mettaton - Fucking Beautiful : NO OF COURSE NOT!!...
I'll do everything I can not to let you down!
*RUNS OFF*

Chapter 2: The Rickest search.

.Mettaton EX Emoticon Icon Gif - Undertale : ....Well....if I'm going to gather ALL of them...I'm going to need some help.
*SOME TIME PASSES, AND METTATON SOMEHOW STUMBLES UPON...*
Mettaton chat icon : RICK!
I need your help!
Kylie got RICK ROLL'D : Alright Mettaton...
what can I do for you?
Mettaton Being Beautiful : I need your interdimensional portal gun!
Kylie got RICK ROLL'D : You got the wrong Rick pal.
But if you ever need MY help...
I'll never give you up, or let you dow-
Ish Sir Mettaton intensifying : OH NO! IT SEEMS I MADE A MISTAKE!
NO MATTER!..I WON'T LET PAPYRUS DOWN!
*SO METTATON RUNS OFF*
*SOME TIME PASSES AGAIN*
Mettaton EX Emoticon Icon Gif - Undertale : DRAT!..I've been searching for hours, and I still haven't found any sign of Rick!
Napstablook duo Icon (Mettaton) : Mettaton?
Mettaton Solo Icon : BLOOKY! Whatever are you doing here?
*insert heavy metal here* : Oh...well....
I was just...napping on the ground is all...then you stepped on me...
Don't worry, I'm a ghost, so it didn't really hurt.
Anyway, what's wrong Mettaton?
Mettaton NEO Icon : I CAN'T FIND RICK! Y'know the Rickest Rick? The guy with the interdimensional portal gun? Who's in our dimension for some reason Corey is too lazy to explain?

:iconcoreyinthehouse: : Quiet....

Mettaton  :And I need someone with an interdimensional portal, if I'm ever going to assemble a team of singers in time for :iconmaddi-sans:'s Birthday! AND I PROMISED PAPYRUS I WOULDN'T LET HIM DOWN!!!Mettaton - Fucking Beautiful 
napstablook blink : ....Well...maybe you could try turning around?
Mettaton Solo Icon : ...What.
Spooktune : ....He's right behind you.
Emote| Rick Rolls his eyes : ...Took you long enough to notice.
Chibi Mettaton Emoticon : OH!...thank you Blooky.
Napstablook : ...But I didn't even....nvm...you're welcome. headphone blooky Bye.
Rick and Morty Emote - Rick drinking from Canister : ....Now what is it I'm needed for again?
Mettaton chat icon : ALL OF THE SINGERS! FOR :iconmaddi-sans:'s birthday we need-
Rick and Morty Emote - Stubborn Rick : ALL of them eh?...
Alright...you tell the rest of your buddies I'll have an ARMY of singers for you soon.
-Mettaton Intensifies- : THANK YOU SO MUCH MR. RICK...
*LEAVES*

Chapter 3: The madness begins

Emote| hay der : Alright Morty....we've got a looong adventure ahead of us...
Emote| AW Geez! : WHAT?! OH GEEZ RICK...How many people are we gonna get?!
Emote| Runnin' round, doin' stuffs-andt-things... : ALL OF THE PEOPLE MORTY.
ALL OF THE F***ING PEOPLE THAT HAVE EVER SUNG IN THIS D@MN GOOFBALL's RETARDED MESSAGES. AND I DON'T GIVE A SH1T HOW LONG IT TAKES. WE'LL AMASS AN ARMY TO SING FOR THIS GIRL. IT'LL BE THE GREATEST BIRTHDAY MESSAGE YOU'VE EVER SEEN. WE'LL-
Rick and Morty Emote - Stunned Morty : BUT RICK!...We only have until the end of the day...
Rick and Morty Emote - Rick drinking from Canister : ...Oh.
Okay I take back the part about not caring how long it takes. BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS.
....But if we're gonna get them all together in time, I'm gonna need the help of...
Emote| Type FASTER, Morty! : ALL MY COUNTERPARTS...
*STARTS SENDING EMAILS TO ALL HIS DIFFERENT SELVES*
*THEY ALL APPEAR*
Rick and Morty Emote - Shake that ass Rick  1: ALRIGHT!!! WE GOT OURSELVES AN ARMY!
ALRIGHT RICK 2...You go to the Gravity Falls universe...RICK 3....You head out to the Star VS Evil dimension...Rick 4 you head to...
THAT PLACE...
Emote| HALp, MOrTY!  4: OH MY GOD....
WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THERE.
OF ALL PLACES?! WHY THERE?!
Rick and Morty Emote - Rickity Reaction  1: Bro you know SOMEONE had to do it.
THE REST OF YOU...JUST PICK A F***ING PLACE IDC. MOVE OUT!!!
Emote| Eww stop  6: Wait...so where are YOU going?
Rick and Morty Emote - Rick drinking from Canister  1: Well I'm Rick number 1...So I'm gonna head to the first dimension that sung for her.
Wish me luck, and hope that I don't get eaten by lions.
*FROM HERE I'M GONNA STOP NUMBERING THE RICKS BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE RICK IN EACH UNIVERSE SO*

Chapter 4: SON!!!
*MEANWHILE IN THE LK UNIVERSE*

Simba Roar : SON!!!!!!!!
The Lion Guard - Kion's Roar Icon : DAD!!!!...
What is it?
Simba wink icon : Assemble the Lion Guard!
There's a surprise visitor in the Pride Lands, and his kind are known for upsetting the delicate balance of nature...We need to chase him out! Immediately!
The Lion Guard - Kion's afterstink Icon : But Dad, what if he's a GOOD one, like Jasiri?
Simba icon : I can assure you this man is anything but good....and be careful. I saw a shadowy figure following him, that looked....all too familiar.
The Lion Guard - Kion Icon : Understood...LION GUARD! MOVE OUT!
*THEY ARRIVE*
Rick and Morty Emote - Rick drinking from Canister : Well well well.
Good to see you Kion.
I was hoping you'd show up soon, we have a lot to talk about. *POINTS GUN AT HIM*
FIRST OFF: YOU"RE GOING TO SING FOR :iconmaddi-sans:'s birthday. got it?
The Lion Guard - Kion's afterstink Icon : Is that why you came here?...
Sure....I'll bring Jasiri, and the guard, and my Dad too but-
Emoji| Rick- Happy : Good! And I'm gonna need you to sing alongside your Great Uncle too.
Fabulous Scar : Hellooooo.
The Lion Guard - Kion's Roar Icon : SCAR?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU-
Rick and Morty Emote - Rickity Reaction : Simple science. bringing people back from the dead takes minimal effort when you're the smartest person in the universe, with animals it's even easier.
NOW ALL OF YOU GET YOUR @$$ES INTO THE PORTAL WITH ME.
THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME.
*HE DRAGS THEM ALL IN WITH HIM*

Chapter 5: BACON!!!
*MEANWHILE IN THE MYSTERY SHACK*
(Before the Season finale)

Grunkle Stan laughs : *GETS UP OFF HIS LAZY @$$*
AAAAAH...Man am I hungry....*goes into the kitchen*
*Sees a steaming hot slice of bacon on the table*
....Evil Laugh [Gravity Falls] : Oh...an unattended slice of bacon...
AND IT'S MINE FOR THE TAKING.  AHAHAHAHAHA.

Not Sure If Serious By Markmak : Not so fast Stan...
that...is MY bacon...

Stan takes a bath : ................
Fight me for it.

Ford Icon : Stan, are you insane? You'd have to be to think I'd fight you over a slice of bacon...

Grunkle Stan laughs : Oh! That's a relief...then you won't mind if I take it then. *PUTS HAND ON IT*

Not Sure If Serious By Markmak : *POINTS LASER* Let go of the bacon slice Stan....

Stan takes a bath : I bet this isn't even your bacon...is it?

GIF Gravity Falls - So this is how the world ends : KOO KOO! Stan is Koo koo.
Of course it's my bacon Stanley. now please. back away before-
*GRUNKLE STAN PUNCHES HIM*

I said NOW! [icon commission] :  THIS BACON IS MINE!
*THEY START SHOOTING AND PUNCHING EACH OTHER*

*RICK APPEARS THROUGH A PORTAL*

Rick and Morty Emote - Rickity Reaction : .....Are you guys fighting over bacon?

Nah : Rick?...
Eh...we might be....
What are you doing here? I haven't seen you since-
Rick and Morty Emote - Stubborn Rick : No time to explain Ford, 
get through my portal, we have a birthday song to sing for :iconmaddi-sans:
Stan takes a bath : FORD HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT...

Emote| Rick Rolls his eyes : ...*ZAPS PIECE OF BACON*
...There. can we go now?
Ford Icon : .....Yes I suppose so...
.....Stan are you crying?

Evil Laugh [Gravity Falls] : ...No...
I'M SWEATING THROUGH MY EYES.
GIF Gravity Falls - So this is how the world ends : ...Oookay.
KIDS, WE'RE GOING TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COREY'S GIRLFRIEND.
GIF Gravity Falls - AAAH THE JOURNALS!!!! : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
Mabel Imitating Dipper Icon : *MOCKING DIPPER'S VOICE*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
Dipper Blushing Icon : ...Okay Mabel can you...not do that..thank you?
Wendy are you coming too?
Wendy Emoticon 1 : AM I coming?
DUDE...
DUDE...
DUDE... YES.
Dipper Icon : Alright...so let's go-
???: WAIT...
YOU FORGOT..ME!!!
:iconask-mermando: *COMES IN WITH A PAIR OF PEOPLE LEGS MADE OUT OF FISH STICKS*
Mabel pines : MERMANDO YOU MADE IT!!!...
....and....Mabel Eye Twitch Icon : ....You look...
:iconask-mermando: Hidious I know....
Mabel Scaring Dipper Icon - Free to Use : AMAZING!!!! *GLOMPS HIM*
NOW LET'S GO!
*THEY GO THROUGH THE PORTAL*
Soos : ........*walks in*
..............
...My bacon.....

Chapter 6: ONE HEK-OF-A-POO.

*IN THE STAR VS EVIL DIMENSION, AT THE DIAZ HOUSEHOLD*

*THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR*

Star vs the Forces of Evil - Star Icon : MARCO!!!!! THE DOOR!

Oh you! (Marco icon) : Alright alright. I'll get it. 
*GETS THE DOOR*
...YOU!!!

Hekapoo Animated Avatar : HEY!!! Maaaarco.
can I use your bathroom?

Marco In the wind (Star vs the forces of evil) : ..................What.

Hekapoo Animated Avatar : All the bathrooms in the Underworld are-

Star vs. The Forces of Evil icon - Marco What : ...........Sure?

Hekapoo Animated Avatar : THANKS! *RUNS UP TO THE BATHROOM*
*SHUTS THE DOOR*

Star Butterfly Emote 2 : What's SHE doing here?

Shocked Marco (Star vs the forces of evil) : Uh...using the bathroom? *SHRUGS*

*SUDDENLY RICK COMES THROUGH A PORTAL*

Rick-y Rage : STAR! MARCO! I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW.

excited Star Butterfly icon : RICK! OLD BUDDY OLD PAL! WHAT'S UP?

GIF Star vs. the Forces of Evil -  Marco : AAAAAAAAAAAAH.
SINCE WHEN WAS THIS GUY OUR BUDDY?..OR OUR PAL?

Star vs the Forces of Evil - Bike Star Icon 2 : Since me and him bonded over a mutual love of Szechuan sauce. duuuh.

Star vs. The Forces of Evil icon - Marco What : HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT TASTES LIKE?
They discontinued it before you were born!

Don't Mess With The Wand : Sometimes Marco...
it can pay to know Father Time...

Rick and Morty Emote - Rick drinking from Canister : Marco just stop being a d*** okay?
We need to get going, we have a birthday song to sing. 

GIF Star vs. the Forces of Evil -  WOW : RIIICK...We talked about this....

Emote| Rick Rolls his eyes : Yeah. we did. and I told you I can say whatever the f*** I want.
Now come with me before I get bored of waiting, and blow up your dimension.

Star vs the Forces of Evil - Star Icon 2 : LEAD THE WAY RICK!!!..And I'll call my friends too!

*SO STAR CALLS SOME FRIENDS, AND THEN THEY HEAD THROUGH THE PORTAL*

*After they leave, the bathroom explodes, and Hekapoo walks out*

Hekapoo Animated Avatar : WHOO...
That's a Hek-of-a-poo in there...



Chapter 7:  NEED. SENPAI.


*MEANWHILE...IN THE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S UNIVERSE*

*We see Rick, in a security guard uniform, walk up on stage*

GaMe OvEr Emote - Five Nights At Freddys : ....Guys...do you see that?

WOOOOO Bumper Cars! (Bonnie Chat Icon)  : ....Hey Day Guard!

Rick and Morty Emote - Rickity Reaction : There's no time to explain....I'm not your day guard, I'm Rick Sanchez, and I'm bringing you and all your animatronic pals to sing for Madison's birthday.

Chica's Happy Dance (Chat Icon) : Alright! Singing for people's birthdays is what we do best after all!
That...and biting people's frontal lobes off. Chica Eyebrows Chat Emoticon 
Emote| Rick Rolls his eyes : Alright...no time for Bite of 87 jokes, we've got a song to sing. 
*OPENS PORTAL* SO GATHER ALL YOUR BUDDIES. WE GOTTA GO.

*They go to tell everybody*

Springtrap says BOO (or hi) Chat Icon : I'M NOT GOING.
....UNLESS...
BAE IS THERE.

Golden Freddy Icon GIF - Five Nights at Freddy's  : YEAH! SAME HERE!

Rick-y Rage : BA-
WHAT?!...
WHO EVEN ARE YOU TALKING ABO-...
Oh wait...
That one running gag in that one Birthday message...
Are you talking about iluvumabel?


Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - Golden Freddy - Icon  : THAT'S RIGHT!

Rick and Morty Emote - Stubborn Rick : ..............Yeah.
she'll be there. alright?

Swag-trap the pimp-daddy : Alright. it'll be good to finally see my SENPAI again.

*THEY HEAD THROUGH THE PORTAL*


Chapter 8: SALT!!!

*IN THE STEVEN UNIVERSE...UNIVERSE*

Pearl Emote 2 : STEVEN!!!

Steven experiences a seizure. : YES PEARL...WHAT IIIIIS IT?

Pearl Emote 11 : WHY ARE YOU SHAKING UNCONTROLLABLY?!

GIF Steven Universe - This face... : IIIII THIIIINK I DRAAAAANK TOOOO MUUUUCH COFFEEEE.

Pearl Emote 7 : Remind me not to give you this coffee thing anymore.

um steven? : Uuuuunderstoooooooooooood.

Pearl Emote 10 : STEVEN!!! YOUR...YOUR FACE!!!
WHERE DID IT GO?!?!?!

Amethyst Emote 6 : PEARL!...
CALM DOWN!

Garnet Emote 4 : Yes Pearl, listen to Amethyst.
Besides, we have a visitor.

Emoji| Rick- Burp : NO TIME FOR SH** GUYS.
IT'S TIME TO SING A BIRTHDAY SONG LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.

GIF Steven Universe - Gasp! : REALLY?!
I HOPE. EVERYONE ELSE. AGREES. TO COME.
*CALLING OTHER PEOPLE*

Pearl Emote 25 : Steven who is this guy? We don't even know him, we can't just-

Rick and Morty Emote - Rickity Reaction : Sorry, I'm gonna stop you off right there.
You think human life spans are short, and that human life is meaningless,
you're right. but I, in my short human life span, have accomplished far more than you
will ever accomplish in your entire existence as an immortal non-organic being.

Pearl Emote 1 : ..................................

GIF Steven Universe - Wink : Whoa.....
Rick's bringing out the salt on the salty Pearl.
I already like this guy.
Come on everyone, let's go!

*THEY HEAD THROUGH A PORTAL*


Chapter 9: THAT Dimension

*MEANWHILE IN..THAT DIMENSION*

Rick and Morty Emote - Stubborn Rick : Alright...here we go...
*Rings doorbell*

just icon happy donald trump : .....Sup.

Emote| Rick Rolls his eyes : ...........What kind of President doesn't have his staff answer his door?

[Chat icon] Trump being Trump : The kind of President who isn't a lazy oaf like Obama.

Sad Obama Intensifies : *TRIGGERED*

Rick and Morty Emote - Stubborn Rick : Alright, well I understand you're a busy man Mr. President,
but I don't give a sh**. we have a birthday you have to sing in!

Donald Trump is shocked! : Well let me see if I can slip it into my schedule-

OH WAIT. This is a fictional birthday message, I have no schedule. LET'S ROLL.

*THEY GO THROUGH A PORTAL*

Chapter 10: The Grand Finale


*THE RICK COMES THROUGH A PORTAL*

*THEY START SHOOTING AT EACH OTHER*

*EVERYBODY STARTS SCREAMING*

(*only one is left now*)

Rick and Morty Emote - Rick drinking from Canister : There can only be one....

She's Watching, She's Always Watching : Geez Rick....

Was that really necessary?

Emoji| Tiny- Rick : No! 
Now that we have everyone here together....

*THEY GO TO THE UNDERTALE UNIVERSE*

*TIMESKIP*

Kawaii Papyrus : METTATON!! IT'S PERFECT!!! WE HAVE TO THE PERFECT SINGING GROUP FOR THE GREATEST BIRTHDAY SONG EVER!!!
I can't believe it, it's AMAZING!!!

Chibi Mettaton Emoticon : Thank you Papyrus darling.....
Now is everyone ready to sing?

Papyrus - date power : ARE WE?!...
*AHEM*



Oh ma god, Papyrus pls staup The lazy bones Sans Icon Turiel Pls Asgore Icon Dancablook Icon Mettaton EX Emoticon Icon Gif - Undertale ASRIEL NO Frisk the Fallen Child Icon Undyne PFFFF Icon alphys icon 
Happy Birthday to you!

The Lion Guard - Kion's Roar Icon The Lion Guard - Jasiri Icon : Bunga Simba wink icon Scar 
Happy Birthday to you! 


GF: Ford Smile Chat Icon Stan takes a bath Dipper Eating Angry Icon Mabel Spinning Icon Wendy Icon 1 :iconask-mermando:
Happy Birthday to you!

Star Butterfly And The Tasty Water Fountain Emote Oh you! (Marco icon) GIF Star vs. the Forces of Evil -  Eyebrows Jackie's sparkly eyes (Star vs the forces of evil) 
Happy Birthday to you!

Steven experiences a seizure. Pearl Emote 11 Steven Universe - Garnet Amethyst Emote 1   
Happy Birthday dear Madison!

        
Happy Birthday to you!

     
Happy Birthday to you!


:iconcoreyinthehouse: :iconiluvumabel: :iconcrysta-lynx: :iconblues-lesharpe: 
Happy Birthday to you!

:iconcoreyinthehouse: ...And I can just get a bit...sappy and romantic here?
It's hard for me to believe it has been literally 2 years since I worked on that first birthday thing for you, 
our relationship has come a long long looong way since then, and the time I've spent with you has been some
of the best times of my life. I still sometime feel amazed that despite my inability to express how I feel, everything
turned out as well as it did. XD And I'llbe  sending you a romantic email as well, first thing in the morning. X3 Hope you love that,
and this! LOVE YOU. X3
  • Listening to: The sound of a llama drawing.
  • Reading: The Wonder Couple (By my friend Jane)
  • Watching: Star VS Evil (I patiently await it's return...)
  • Playing: Minecraft Hardcore (WHY MUST IT BE SO..HARDCORE?!)
  • Eating: Hot Chips (IT'S TOTALLY GOOD FOR YOU.)
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper (As always)

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THAT'S MY BAE RIGHT THERE
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BABBU. X3 *KISSU*
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Lol you know what i like.
Your icon is Marco and your girlfriend's is Star..
And you both ship Starco..
XD ahh relationship goals
100%
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Coreyinthehouse Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2017
XDD Thankz. When the Deviation/Art/Upload is Just Right (icon) 
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