Terror at the Dusty Dab

This is a parody of the Spongebob episode 'The Graveyard Shift'
So our two main characters are..you guessed it: Madison and Corey. (though also plays a major role. XD)
a boyfriend and girlfriend who work a restraunt called: The Dusty Dab.
While I will attempt to make most of us in the fic like we are irl to some extent, with kind of a mixture of the character in them.
personality wise that is, since my girlfriend is SpongeBob I gotta make her more gullible than I would think she is. XD there will be one character who isn't anything like they are irl. My brother. (I'm sorry bro. LOL  I had to take some liberties somewhere. XD) the ending is purposefully ridiculous, as I tried to think up something as random as: "Nosferatu."
This is pretty much entirely written for Gorgeous bae. XD

It was South Georgialina...or whatever's most beloved daytime eatery, the Dusty Dab. where it will be closing time in a few short moments. Corey, was sighing loudly. "*SIIIGH*...Well, it's finally
time to close up." he began to turn the open sign to close. "I've got a hot date with a girl and her name iiiis-" just then his gorgeous blonde girlfriend popped up behind him.
"Me?!"  he jumps. "Gah! HAHAHA, of course you..heh...come on let's finish cleaning up and then-" suddenly, there was a knock at the door. a young black girl looks inside. "Are you open?" The boy sighed. "....Did you read the sign?" she looked towards it, and replied. "Oh thanks! I'll have uuum..." Corey groaned. "..Listen. the sign says closed, we're not open. sorry." she replied again, aggravated. "Well fine if you don't want my money I'll go elsewhere!" and once these words were spoken, the owner of the restraunt, Corey's brother, runs up to them. "You mean if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money?!" the girl nods. and his brother exclaims loudly. "MADISON...COREY...." he tears off and throws the sign. "Welcome to the night shift." the two both stare at him. Corey screams. "JEREMY DON'T...Where are you going?!" He laughs. "I can't hang out here all night, I've got a life!" and he runs outside.

Madison sighs. "Corey....your brother...." Corey sighs back. "I know I know..." she squeals. "IS GREAT!!!" Corey simply stares in confusion. "Wait what." She runs around in circles speaking in a flirty tone. "Now we never have to go home, and we can just stay here all night together and-" He sighs. "Madison..Madison!" She pauses. "Hmm?" He then states. "That sounds great and all, but we still have to..work. I don't know how much time we'll have to snuggle or....whatever you were thinking." she blushes. W-what..." she said flustered Of course I was talking about snu..." she then mumbles. "Dirty giraffe..." her voice raises up again. "Besides, who's going to want to eat a dab at 3 in the morning?!"  We cut to Corey's home, and see his sister leap outta bed. "OH BOY 3 AM!!!" and begins to nom on a dab.

We then cut back to Madison and Corey, as Corey replies. "Well that is true...I mean no one even knows we're open do they? we could" suddenly, the black girl from earlier pops up behind them. "I DO!!!" they both jump up. "AH!" Corey sighs. "Alright...what would you like to order?" she replies. "Ah.." she leans in to view his nametag. Corey is it?...I'm Janelle, thank you for asking by the way. I would like to see a menu if you don't mind." Corey sighs, grabbing her arm and positioning it to point it the menu on the wall. "There ya go, enjoy..." she pauses for a moment. "Hmm...let me think about this..." she then looks over to Madison, sniffing strangely. "You smell nice..." Madison replies. "I...thank you...Janelle..." Corey looked to her with discontent. as she replied again. "I love your hair, it's so perfect." Corey growls. mumbling to himself. "Only I get to complement her hair..." Janelle looked at him. "Hmm? oh did you say something Corey?" He sighed. "Nope! Hey uh...what did you want to order again?" she then handed him the order on a piece of paper, and he handed it to Madison. who proceeded to the kitchen. with Corey following behind her. as she began to fry something.


He wrapped his arms around her, and started kissing her face. she exclaimed. "B-..BAKA!.. What was that you said about working earlier?" He smiled. "Hey, it's just one customer right?" she pushed him off. "No kissus until after I'm done." Corey frowned. "No kissus?...why not?" She smirked inside. "BECAUSE..I'm working..now you go make the swirly fries while I finish frying the dab." Corey groaned. "Uugh okay..."  we flash forward slightly, as the two bring Janelle her meal. she smiles. "Thanks!..." and she begins to eat. "Hey could I have some coffee?" Corey replies. "Sure thing! Oh! Madison, the garbage needs to go outside. could you take it there real quick while I get her a drink?" She smirks at him. "Yes sir~.." she picks up the garbage, lugging it to the best of her abilities. and then looks outside. ".....You mean outside?" Corey replies "Yep. that's where the dumpster is." not recognizing the fear in her voice. Janelle gasped. "Are you scared of the dark too?!" Madison stutters. "Hmm? O-o-oh I..WHAT?..PFFT NO I'M NOT SCARED OF-" Janelle replies. "Well I am, especially after....well you know.." Madison replies anxiously. "What? What do I know?!" Janelle squealed in perceived horror. "You don't remember? It was all over the news!" Madison shook up and down. "Tell me tell me!" Janelle replies "No no, I shouldn't, it would ruin the night shift for you.." she says sympathetically, hiding a smirk.
"You mean you've never heard the story of the.....Harbinger of Hash?"
Madison walks over to her. "Who's the Taringer of Slash?" Janelle replies. "No no, Harbringer of-" just then Corey walks up. "Here's your drink." she takes it. "Oh thanks..." she sips once, and continues the story as Corey listens along with a raised eyebrow. "Anyway, most people just call him the-" she lets out a giant scream that echos the restraunt. "Because that's all they have time to say before he..gets them!!!" Madison screams. "Tell us the story Janelle!!!" She continues again. "Years ago at this very restraunt, the Harbringer of Hash used to be a fry cook..just like you..only clumsier. And then, one night, When he was chopping the heads of the fish...it happened." Madison replied. "Did he accidentally cut off his own head?!" staring in awe. Janelle replied. "What no- I mean yes! he uh..he did that..he cut off his own head by mistake."

Madison replied. "Was it a clean cut?.." Janelle laughed for a minute, wondering what could possess her to ask such a question. "Ha..yeah it was... and at his funeral he... vowed revenge on the restraunt, for... if he hadn't been so overworked it wouldn't have happened!" Corey jumped in. "If he already died, how did he vow revenge?" Janelle groaned. "Don't interrupt the story! he vowed that on uh...what's the date?" Madison replied. "December 13th." she screamed. "December 13th!! 2016, he would return to the restraunt, and slaughter everyone inside. Madison gasped. "But tonight's the 13th..." Janelle smirked. "Then he'll be coming..." Madison replies with worry. "How will we know?!" Janelle starts to speak. "There are three signs of the Harbringer's approaching, first..the lights will flicker on and off. then-" Corey looks over at her drink. "Do you want a refill or should I throw that away?" Janelle groaned. "Oh uh, I'm good.." Corey then takes the cup off as Janelle continues. "Then the phone will ring and there will be noooobody there...and finally, as the Harbringer creeps in the door, a sudden chill will run through the air....Then he walks up, as he slowly

Approaches his shadow will become more and more prevalent. revealing his head to resemble that of a fish. he then knocks on the door." Madison replies. "NO..." Janelle nods. "He opens the door....and you know what he does next?" Madison replies. "W-what?!" Janelle screams. "HEEE GETS YA-" Janelle is then interrupted by a piece of dab stuffed into her mouth by Corey. as Madison starts screaming insanely loudly. Corey started to speak to her. "Madison-" she continues screaming, as Janelle spits the food out laughing. Corey groans. "Madison it's not tr-" she still screams, to the point she cannot hear him. he then abruptly grabs both of her arms and pulls her in for a kiss, her mind goes blank for a second, as he kisses back. he then lets go. "Madison none of that's true." she replies. "It's not?" Corey sighs. "No of course not, my brother owns this place and I know for a fact there's never been any 'Harbringer of Hash' it was all just a joke."

Madison replies. "OOOOHHHHH..." she begins to laugh. "Wow I guess you got me good Janelle?" she smirks. "Hey I never said it was a joke..hah, you guys were hilarious, but I need to go. I mean it is really late." Madison smiles. "Alright bye!" Corey waves as well. "Bye!" Janelle replies "Goodbye Corey!" and then switches to a flirty voice. "Goodbye Madison." prompting Corey's face to turn to aggravation. "Hmph..." as Janelle walks out the door, Madison looks over to Corey. "Aaaw...is my giraffe babbu jealous?" Corey blushes. "W-what? No I'm not jealous...I just...prefer to be the only one here who flusters my sexy llama that's all." Madison stares blankly. "BAKA." as the two embrace each other, they go over to the boat where the orders are usually taken to snuggle. as he sits down and pulls her down with a hug and then yawns. Madison nuzzles up to him. "Getting sweepy?"

He nods. "Yup, but we gotta stay awake..just in case somebody decides to eat this late...so I'm counting on you to keep me up, okay Madison?....Madison?" but she was already asleep, drooling on him slightly. he smiled, content with having her in his arms. but then took notice of something, during Janelle's story they had both forgotten to take the garbage. and so, he carefully lifted her off of him, gently placing her down and walked off to take it himself. he noticed her shivering when he got up, so he decided his hoodie and wrap it around her in an attempt to keep her warm. the restraunt heating system was flawed, and it seemed to be colder inside than out. kissing her once before leaving, he then took the garbage.

a bit of time passes, since his girlfriend was asleep Corey decided to mop the flooring, noticing it had been a while since. but was suddenly tackled by Madison. "NYA!" she kisses his cheek. he smiles. "Hey you, I thought you were asleep." she replies "I was, but then I woke up cause it's freezing..." she shivers "And then I noticed you were gone so I went to find you, what's-" suddenly, the lights begin to flicker. "...Huh..that's funny..." Corey replies. "What?" She laughs. "Haha, the lights are blinking... that's just like in Janelle's story...Maybe the Harbringer is coming for us!" Corey laughs back. "You're still on that ridiculous story? Haha, I can't believe that-"

just then the phone rang. Madison groaned. "I'll get it!" but Corey rushes ahead of her and gets it first. "HAH..Hello?......hello?.." Madison's face turns to worry. "Hah...just like...in the story..." Corey hangs it up. "Yeah...really weird...." Corey starts to shiver. Madison walks over to him. "Do you want your hoodie back?" He laughs. "Hah, no you keep it just....is it just me or did it get even colder than it already was really fast?!" Madison replies. "Hah. yeah. it-" Madison then sees something in the corner of her eye, turning with a shocked look. "Oh look another customer." Corey laughs. "What?!" he looks over, terrified. the person's head was clearly shaped odd, and they noticed this immediately. Corey started to scream. "Madison..look at his head." once his head came to view, it was clearly that of a fish. Corey stuttered "I-it's..t-the..the tarflinger of...the s-slawdinger of..." Madison starts to cry. "The Harbringer of Hash..." Corey replies. "Finally you realize...I was wrong..and we're doomed!" Madison replies. "It's not that, it's just I can't believe you would go to the trouble..of dressing up in a fish head, and stand on the other side of the street. just to entertain me! you must really like me!" Corey replied. "Maddi! there's two problems with your theory..one: I don't just like you, I LOVE you. two: How can that be me, when I'm standing RIGHT HERE?!" Madison screams. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!" the two then hug, grabbing onto each other. as they scream "The Harbringer of hash!!!" Corey starts to cry. "Madison....no matter what I want you to know, I'll always love you.." Madison derps "Corey I used your toothbrush to unclog my toilet." Corey stares. "Wait you what?" finally, the 'Harbringer' walks in. groaning with it's arms stretched out wide. "Ooooohh...."  they each scream again, and they hear a familiar laughter, as the Harbringer screams. "Oooh man I can't believe I got you guys..." they both stare into her. Corey replying. "You.... what?" taking off the fake fishhead we see it's Janelle again. "100% worth it..HAH." they both sigh. Madison exclaims "WHOOOOO I'm glad it was just you. for a minute there I thought the Harbringer was real.." Corey replies. "It's like I said to start with, it's a ridiculous story. I mean how would he even-" Janelle sighs. "Boy stop trying to logic everything." Corey then replies. "Wait..so you called on the phone, and you messed with the lights right?" Janelle nods. "Mmmhm." he replies again. "Soooo who's making it so cold?" suddenly, they hear a light sneeze, and the entire room is frozen. as Elsa from Arendelle walks up. they each exclaim. "Eeeelsa!!" as the story comes to a close.