Me: ALRIGHT.
IT'S TIME FOR AN ALL NEW SEASON OF "BIRTHDAY MESSAGES FROM COREY"
IN THIS EPISODE.....
WE HAVE:
SHADOW THEEEEEEEE HEDGEHOG!!!! :bademoticon: 
Me: Good to have you Shadow.
 : Good to be here Tory.
Me: ....Corey.
 : Hello?? That's what I saiiid??*BONKS MY HEAD*
Me: OW!...Uh...right..yeah...
Well, after the mass amount of people we had last time, I think it's good we have just you this time-
 : Uh...I hope you don't mind...
I invited some friends over.
Me: .........What. 
 : Hello Corey Johnson.
Me: WHAT?! Kylo Ren?
 : SSSSHHHH. I'm undercover right now.
Me: Oh come on, we already have enough edge with Shadow...
:bademoticon: : WHAT YOU SAY?!
Me: Oh boy....
 : What do you mean "edge?"
Me: Kovu??
Who else is-
 :Eeeey dorks!
Me: OH NO.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOO.
I SPENT TOO LONG PRETENDING TO HATE YOU TO PUT YOU IN ONE OF MY BIRTHDAY MESSAGES.
:bademoticon: : Hello. my name's Guy Random, the Stranger. I have never met you guys before in my entire life.
Me: ...........UM...
We know it's you Zoro.
 : ....Darn.
Me: *SIIIGH*
Alright Shadow.
Is this everyone?
 : YAYAYA!
Me: Alright...this is a weird little tag group of dark and tortured souls....
But I think we can-
 : WAIT!!!
THERE'S IMPORTANTNESS TO BE DISCUSSED.
Me: ...UM.
:bademoticon: : MY PAL BARNEY LOST HIS SHOE IN A RAINSTORM, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HELP HIM FIND IT OR ELSE HIS WHOLE HOUSE COULD COLLAPSE WITHOUT IT'S FOUNDATION.
Me: .........Are you saying the shoe is the foundation of his house?
 : WHAT?! No! It's foundation is the love and happiness he gets when he holds the shoe.
Me: ........Right.
Shadow stop snorting crushed chaos emeralds will ya?
 : WELL IF YOU WON'T HELP HIM.
THEN I WILL!!
*JUMPS THROUGH A PORTAL*
Me: .....
UM.
Well. okay then...
Everyone else still up for singing?
 Wait...SINGING? I didn't agree to this. I'm out. *LEAVES*
Me: Well
  : I'm bored.
I'm gonna go blow up a planet.
*LEAVES*
Me: ......
Wow.
um. well. bye guys.
 : I'm still here.
Me: FINALLY SOMEONE LOYA-
 : OF COURSE. AND I WON'T REST UNTIL-
*FALLS ASLEEP*
Me: ............................
NOW WHO WILL SING FOR US?!
???: I am the terror that flaps in the night....
Me: YES. PERFECT.
???: I AM THE OLD CARTOON. OF WHICH DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH ICONS TO USE ON THIS SITE.
Me: Hey it's true!
???: I AM...
DARKWING DUCK!  
???: Thanks Darkwing, you got here just in time, our last group of singers ditched us...one of them for a shoe.
 : Fear not dear citizen, for I, Darkwing Duck, will sing for his birthday in their place.
Me: Great!
 : So where's everybody else?
Me: .....It's just you.
 : .......Oh.
Me: Yeah.
 : FEAR NOT. FOR I, DARKWING DUCK AM A SOLO ACT ANYWAY.
Except for Launchpad and Gosalyn...
Who don't have icons on here.
Me: Bless their souls....
And I shall begin singing...when?
Me: Now is good.
 : Happy Birthday to you.
 : Happy Birthday to you.
 : Happy Birthday to you.
 : Happy Birthday dear Jeremy.
 : Happy Birthday to you.
 : Was that good?
Me: Great!
 : Alright...seemed simple enough.
Happy to help lad!
*GRAPPLE HOOKS AWAY*
*HITS POLE*
OW...
I'M OKAY.
Me: ....
Alright.
And now.
I wait.....
.................
.................*4 hours later*
.................
...........................................................
Well I guess he's not-
 : HALT HUMAN.
Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY HELLO LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?!
 : I'M SORRY I'M SO LATE, BUT I HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR, AND FOUND OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE NEWS.
Me: ???
 He has a skin condition.
:bademoticon: : SANS!!!
 : Nah I'm just kidding.
He just found out he his 3 months left to live are up....
 : SANS CAN YOU POSSIBLY LET ME TELL MY STORY WITHOUT YOU INTERRUPTING WITH A PUN?
 : I could. yeah.
But where would be the fun in that?   : UNBELIEVABBLE!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT SANS.
I'M LEAVING.
YOU SING HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALONE THIS TIME.
 : ........................................
....................... ..............Wait...did he actually leave?
....me by......myself?.....

.................. 
*Sans starts to leave*
*SUDDENLY*
 : MARIA!!!!!!!!!
*FLOPS ONTO HIM*
 : Finally....
I FINALLY FOUND...
*PICKS UP SHOE*
BARNEY'S SHOE!!!!!!!!
...........
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARNEY.
....Oh wait....
You're not Barney...
*AHEM*
 : Happy Birthday to you.
 Happy Birthday to you.
 Happy Birthday dear Jeremy.
 happy Birthday to you.
and many more.....
:bademoticon:  CHAOS CONTROL.  
*TELEPORTS AWAY*
Me: Happy Birthday  XDDD